She made so much noise that now only the lazy don’t know what punches are. Caustic attacks in verse, hurting the opponent, are considered the main highlight of the battle. Due to the abundance of such punches, the young rapper Slava CPSU ultimately won the poetic duel. Perhaps someday linguists will have to create their own dictionary of the best punches, and we, in turn, publish the most memorable phrases from the popular battle
Oksimiron
And now I ask all those who really saw Karelin in Risort to come here.
Okay, as of today they are not there, but a little more and you would believe...
“Battles based on facts are a gift for those who like to lie. What is the truth, it is only important to present it convincingly. If you dig for dirt in the garbage, you will imagine not SLOVO, but “overheard: Khabarovsk”.
I remember the first battles in Russia. There it was believed that in order to endure the enemy, it was necessary to surround them with kilometers of riser.
And behind every even everyday manifestation of negativity of two individual people, one can see the ancient motive of a collision with an archetype.
The heroes have not gone anywhere, the dragons have not gone anywhere, even if their battle in the office is between a stapler and a hole punch.
Why isn't there a game where you're, like, a fungus and you jump on Super Mario. And if there was, it would just be a joke. Millions would not play the game.
You're a shifty bastard, you can't get caught, but this is your bug, not a feature, dude.
Because sarcasm is a shell, armor, scales, but where are you, comrade. I read with my visor open, friends, and that's why you lose.
Maybe the card fell this way and the karma is a shitty one, but you only played the antagonist.
Mr. Postmodernist - you are composting on a dermist.
I'm battling a shell-shocked, wildly dull little boy. And obscene language is the pearl of the great Russian language.
You are not an anti-hero and not a hero at all, you evoke zero empathy.
And the tops, alas, will not follow you. You follow them on Instagram. You have no way, you used mine, but you forgot that there was sincerity in mine
Glory to the CPSU
I argue that as a creator you are dead and do not deserve the fame of a cult rock singer. I don’t recognize your merits, so when I read, I remind you of your father.
Let's talk about your album. Let us examine Lavrentiy Beria with composure. You didn't do well in your Gryffindor. What the Russians know how to do is destroy an empire.
Do you think this has never happened to anyone? Neither Orwell nor Zamyatin? This is a pop tune that I'm completely sick of.
You yourself said in the poster: it’s not the idea that’s important, but its persistence. But if your music is a brand, why shouldn't I choose Gucci?
This is also commercial, just like your supposed breakthrough album with smart punches through the dash. And a condom can create noise if it ends up in a nunnery.
I see not eleven tracks, but eleven sentences for raping myself.
I don’t care about stupid politicians and all the greedy bankers who care about the stars. The worst thing is that you are the creators of this obscene taste.
For graphomania, like Brodsky, for shit lyrics, like Sesenin - where are you walking on the edge? At the hotel's edge of the pool?
You say: I'm not a politician, I'm an artist. I don't write statements, I write tracks. But like a politician, you are a populist - otherwise why would you stick to the topic?
Was he rooting for Russia so much that he lost his ganglia on his nerves? But when the rallies took place here, where were you sitting? In England.
Today you watch battles without punches, and tomorrow you watch porn without women.
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Oksimiron vs Gnoyny: what is the phenomenon of this rap battle. The rap battle between Oksimiron and Gnoyny has already received over 11 million views on YouTube! But why is everyone watching this? Opinion of KP special correspondent Dmitry Smirnov
HAVE AN OPINION
Battle and emptiness
Dmitry SMIRNOV
Within 24 hours, 10 million people watched Oksimiron’s battle with Gnoyny, and this became the news of the day, alarming society. Not by the fact of the battle itself, but by the number of views. In the rarefied atmosphere of August, even news agencies had nothing better to do than monitor the counter on Youtube. Seven million, eight, already nine!
If everyone is watching, it means there is something in it, thought even those who heard about Oksimiron (not to mention Gnoyny) for the first time in their lives. And they started adding new views.
And the main question that remained in the majority of people’s minds after watching it was what was it? Why did 10 million people watch this? Every 15th in the country, roughly speaking. For what?!
BY THE WAY
What are rap battles and how did they appear in Russia?
The only talk around is about the battle between Oksimiron and Gnoyny. But not everyone understands who they are, what they do, and what rap battles are
She made so much noise that now only the lazy don’t know what punches are. Caustic attacks in verse, hurting the opponent, are considered the main highlight of the battle. Due to the abundance of such punches, the young rapper Slava CPSU ultimately won the poetic duel. Perhaps someday linguists will have to create their own dictionary of the best punches, and we, in turn, publish the most memorable phrases from the popular battle
Oksimiron
And now I ask all those who really saw Karelin in Risort to come here.
Okay, as of today they are not there, but a little more and you would believe...
“Battles based on facts are a gift for those who like to lie. What is the truth, it is only important to present it convincingly. If you dig for dirt in the garbage, you will imagine not SLOVO, but “overheard: Khabarovsk”.
I remember the first battles in Russia. There it was believed that in order to endure the enemy, it was necessary to surround them with kilometers of riser.
And behind every even everyday manifestation of negativity of two individual people, one can see the ancient motive of a collision with an archetype.
The heroes have not gone anywhere, the dragons have not gone anywhere, even if their battle in the office is between a stapler and a hole punch.
Why isn't there a game where you're, like, a fungus and you jump on Super Mario. And if there was, it would just be a joke. Millions would not play the game.
You're a shifty bastard, you can't get caught, but this is your bug, not a feature, dude.
Because sarcasm is a shell, armor, scales, but where are you, comrade. I read with my visor open, friends, and that's why you lose.
Maybe the card fell this way and the karma is a shitty one, but you only played the antagonist.
Mr. Postmodernist - you are composting on a dermist.
I'm battling a shell-shocked, wildly dull little boy. And obscene language is the pearl of the great Russian language.
You are not an anti-hero and not a hero at all, you evoke zero empathy.
And the tops, alas, will not follow you. You follow them on Instagram. You have no way, you used mine, but you forgot that there was sincerity in mine
Glory to the CPSU
I argue that as a creator you are dead and do not deserve the fame of a cult rock singer. I don’t recognize your merits, so when I read, I remind you of your father.
Let's talk about your album. Let us examine Lavrentiy Beria with composure. You didn't do well in your Gryffindor. What the Russians know how to do is destroy an empire.
Do you think this has never happened to anyone? Neither Orwell nor Zamyatin? This is a pop tune that I'm completely sick of.
You yourself said in the poster: it’s not the idea that’s important, but its persistence. But if your music is a brand, why shouldn't I choose Gucci?
This is also commercial, just like your supposed breakthrough album with smart punches through the dash. And a condom can create noise if it ends up in a nunnery.
I see not eleven tracks, but eleven sentences for raping myself.
I don’t care about stupid politicians and all the greedy bankers who care about the stars. The worst thing is that you are the creators of this obscene taste.
For graphomania, like Brodsky, for shit lyrics, like Sesenin - where are you walking on the edge? At the hotel's edge of the pool?
You say: I'm not a politician, I'm an artist. I don't write statements, I write tracks. But like a politician, you are a populist - otherwise why would you stick to the topic?
Was he rooting for Russia so much that he lost his ganglia on his nerves? But when the rallies took place here, where were you sitting? In England.
Today you watch battles without punches, and tomorrow you watch porn without women.
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Oksimiron vs Gnoyny: what is the phenomenon of this rap battle. The rap battle between Oksimiron and Gnoyny has already received over 11 million views on YouTube! But why is everyone watching this? Opinion of KP special correspondent Dmitry Smirnov
HAVE AN OPINION
Battle and emptiness
Dmitry SMIRNOV
Within 24 hours, 10 million people watched Oksimiron’s battle with Gnoyny, and this became the news of the day, alarming society. Not by the fact of the battle itself, but by the number of views. In the rarefied atmosphere of August, even news agencies had nothing better to do than monitor the counter on Youtube. Seven million, eight, already nine!
If everyone is watching, it means there is something in it, thought even those who heard about Oksimiron (not to mention Gnoyny) for the first time in their lives. And they started adding new views.
And the main question that remained in the majority of people’s minds after watching it was what was it? Why did 10 million people watch this? Every 15th in the country, roughly speaking. For what?!
BY THE WAY
What are rap battles and how did they appear in Russia?
The only talk around is about the battle between Oksimiron and Gnoyny. But not everyone understands who they are, what they do, and what rap battles are
I'm here purely for fun, to mock the weak
You got out of your mom to my diss on Baban
Accusatory pathos is nothing against the Pope
These rhymes were written to me by a drunken Cripple on spice.
You're funny, too long, frankly awkward
You're built like a pregnant heron
Out of proportion to your hype
And your contribution to rap is not a cloud in your pants
You're just fashion, like cloud rap for a couple of seasons
Where's your choker?
You don't want to go out of style like the Spinning Top clothes.
The one who gave you a powerful boost with one tweet a year ago
He will be the one who will wash you away today
This is an irony of fate - isn't it amazing?
Before I battle someone, I have to praise him first
To convince you that he could be a winner
In order for an MC to waffle, you must first love him
It worked great for me:
I knew Gotham needed a Joker figure
So that the full moon rises against me
The city is for him, there’s a new character in the deck
But I am my own director - I created and directed you
I'm Bruce Wayne and Christopher Nolan in one
The roles have been ready for a long time: yours is spelled out inside and out
Did I need an enemy? Voila
You're an operetta villain, your mustache has come unglued
Yes, you're the Joker, but in my sleeve, shave your ace and get ready
Arkham provides overnight accommodation
And how did you get these wounds, my dick knows
After all, I am a master of promotion:
You stumbled upon a casting and immediately pull off your panties
"Are you really a producer?" Yes, I'm really a producer
I will make you, son - you are in anal slavery
Call me Fadeev Maxim
After all, this is fat PR
I'm letting you out of the cage by your strings
How does it feel to find out that you are a puppet in the hands of a Jew?
You've been hyped on me for over a year: "Okay, I don't mind the hype"
It's a pity that you are a pathetic lackey
That you yourself were unable to rise, at the bottom you remained nothing
Your "fans" are mad that I'm not releasing a mixtape
Your eyes said that you wrote the battle in December
Because school, SLOVO
The weakest site in the country!!! (Restaurateur)
Yes, we are talking about SLOVOSpb - you were fucked by RBL
Zabe, Teeraps and Piem could take me out.
If only we had suffered.
Only you are all mediocrity
30 weeks over the text - fake and finally got stuck, wrote:
December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July
And you thought the text was ok - Teknain, bo!
I wrote for a week, plus or minus two days.
I'm afraid of you 30 times less than you're afraid of me
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid
Do you have the Olympics at stake?
Dozens of people on salary with St. Petersburg registration
That everyone depends on the battle and im khan, if you drain it
Hmm, but preparing for months for an MC is humiliating
Is everything memorized? Beautiful!
A man exhausted by Ramzan
Body bag
When I called him, he was kind of for ideals
But in a year you have become a bitch, Slava
What can a person even show me?
Repeated my every joint in just one year?
I've been in the game for 9 years - you're just helping me, slug
How have I changed? Although sales were the same
You, like me, apologized - but you weren’t even beaten
Real talk, real talk
You've become like me, a businessman, but in words you're a commissar
How I am against the rap herd, but to fit with them for
We are all partly hypocrites already, at least because we change every day
What used to be true will change over time, maybe completely
But your reassessment of values proceeded at an unprecedented speed
Oops! And you're on stage
Oops! And fit with LSP
Oops! Low prices for gear from Viti SD
Flow writes reviews, everything is fine. Real
But within a year the underground cat became the one who reproached
And your idea of how Lyalya bled to death
You throw stones while sitting in a glass house
Was in the basement, but the attic leaked
You are rushing from castle to castle in search of walls.
But you build them on sand
And the ostentatious kindergarten in your BU-sh texts
It was so obvious to everyone
Believe me, it was so boring to write
Next to you, even Johnnyboy was a creepy kid
Open those with him for steam, hookah and sushi smoothie bar
Antihype? This is Vagabund
For those who ship off the beaten track
On Windows 3 from a modem, unable to enable cookies
“We need to get more members” - that’s what Booker told you
Open a concert escort agency – Booking men
And it seems hee hee, but the truth hurts the eyes
He will talk a lot, but he has nothing to say
You can dig up the dirt and my dead friends
Washing bones with laundry, cooking black jelly
Find out with whom I slept in what positions
But if you do that, then you've also screwed up.
He has a girlfriend named "Sasha Disco"
How many wonderful punches I could make about this
Or about ST’s wife - it’s so touching
But I came here to battle not her, but you
Not your folks, not your mom's bank account, not casual sex.
Fallen (here he is) Fallen doesn't count!
And who takes rumors about loved ones to gain weight?
Just shows who the father is in this ring
Think about it, bastard - you'll only get a boost in MDK
How many lyams have I made in a year - Forbes and RBC argue
Yasen is red, the carriage is gossiping about me
I even quit groupies - what if they pierce the condom first?
And then they will leak our photos to OK magazine - this is the dark side of fame
Like his trip six months ago to Phuket
Oops, I have birds too
I also have birds
And unlike yours, they have microphones and lavaliers
He thinks: “If only it weren’t the story about Golden Resort.”
Bro, it's not a shame, it's not a shame
Let's just say: very short and moderately innocent,
But he had a friend there under the code word "Dancer"
Not quite a massage therapist, not quite a makeup artist,
Not exactly an exotic dancer
But the problem is different:
He looks like a typical tranny like two peas in a pod
Give me daddy, where is daddy? Here
And now I ask all those to come out here,
Who really saw Karelin at Resorte
Okay, I guess they're not here today
Well, a little more and you would believe it!
Battles on facts, battles on facts
Fact battles are a gift for those who like to lie
What is the truth? It is only important to present it convincingly
If you dig for trash, rummaging through the garbage
Then you imagine not SLOVO, but “Overheard: Khabarovsk”
Total
You have two lines of attack:
Or blame me for what you
At least worse - this is a clinic
Or be like Kiniki with a dog,
Having invented rotten things about me, shit yourself right there
Purulent, your words are the same air
You look like E.T., but you landed in Grozny
It's easy for a greyhound to come here
But also just a waste
You had good year- it's not too late to leave
Round!
Round 2. Text Oxxxymiron VS Purulent (Glory to the CPSU)
He said he didn't listen to GORGOROD,
But spring will show who shit where
Your entire first round is a retelling
The track "What have you become?" (think about it)
In short, yay!
Give me Mike, start cypher, let's hype
Let's hurt the mother and lie, steal and bully
Pour a tub of shit on the brothers, the ghostwriter has been found
I don’t give a shit about the rhythm, but in battle you can become more popular than the nobility
So don't, that's enough
Comparing us - I was “anti” at that time
Broke their frames, morals for the sake of
To shit ordinary people - a pioneer
I'd rather leave you cum on the bed
After all, what was fresh then was still a year old
Completely different now - alas, unfunny stand-up
It's one thing to break a taboo and get the crowd out
Turn the listener around with the power of words, eat out their soul
And another thing is a conveyor belt of shit without any purpose
You have one idea - as many likes as possible
Isn't it a proven fact?
What, like Ernesto, you yourself wanted on TV then
It's okay, I'm not judging
Although your duplicity is somehow disgusting
But by the way - well, what would be a crook?
And out of principle, I have never spoken at a corporate event.
Because I have trouble hearing when people chew
Wasn't on the radio, only once on TV
Although there are requests every day, as if in a personal message from lolias
If you were in my place, you would definitely
Now I sang in the Golden Light
Saying that it's "purely trolling"
True, true story
So you understand the scale - I didn’t
Fit with Major Lazer for 15 lemons
You'll get a sponsor for a change
Suck a black bolt like the writer Limonov
And they will say to me: “Mirosha, you are crazy”
No. I just don't like Major Lazer
They will tell me later: “You’re an ass”
But true fans know that I appreciate them
Oxy - Tentancion – I have XXX too, hey
You'll disappear like my mixtape
Lots of doubts, Miron, hey
Who loves penises in the mouth - gay
You have a new release, hey
You're on your 100th release, hey
If your rap is rap
Then my rap is if you shout “hey” with me
Look, only SLOVOSpb is silent - the empty talkers of St. Petersburg
I will never come to you, as if to the school of the Ministry of Internal Affairs
Underdogs of battle rap? No, you are snobs without lave
Topical battle with Shurygina - bottom from St. Petersburg
No, I’m not even arguing - Versus is also a mess
Having started off vigorously, six months later slipped into a complete nightmare.
I thought I would remain silent
Giving you a line about them? Yes, we are friends
But you trashed what you built with me
And this is not a dagger in the back
Sanya, remember with Ian
How many times in a row have I explained this to you directly:
Versus used to be a place where talent was discovered
Now it's a place where every mediocrity makes money
Where can you shit yourself to smithereens like Larin?
A herd of blogger fans are enjoying their 5 minutes of fame
Offbeat - don't care
Reloads, reposts, BMW, BPM
There are fewer rappers than sponsors in the tent
And Hodakura's rap is the way of bushido
I judge culture like I'm bitten by Redo
“The old man is bombarded by the success of Khovan and Eldar” - no
It's just that all your idols have the same ghostwriter from Freshblood
And I'm not here to protest, I'm not a hip-hop cop
When they don’t offend the dead, then Khovan is great
But if you are bloggers and comedians and are passing through battles
Let's be honest - don't indicate the author of the text
Easy, easy
Real talk, real talk
But I believe that Versus will rise again
And what is not a word is a bluff
I'm going to have a lot of squalls on Sanka
But only a wounded lion is still a lion
But a healthy jackal remains a jackal
Why did you think that I was afraid of someone?
Your jokes and punches, Zamaya with Berserker
Bro, I've seen something like this, I swear
Console yourself with the fact that the subway is behind you
And that you are on horseback again
But I’m in the role of NTV - who wants to be here?
All the ins and outs about SlovoSPB?
Then listen to what happened 5 years ago
There was no Versus and Words - rap shouted: dat wussup
Andrey Mikheev knew that I had been since 2008
I followed King of the Dot and Hajdu told me about it
On the line Krasnodar - we Skyped for 3 hours
Tips, questions, how to write battle text
I remember explaining that I was tired of freestyle, schemes and flips
How to stand up correctly, and we were both sick of it
Actually, that’s the whole story of how such a project was born on the Internet
I stood at the origins of the Word - kiss the ring
Dat wussup, because I was the consigliere
Don Anton - your godfather
Everyone who asks that they know the story
Briefly speaking
Why, why don’t you want to kiss the ring ring?
How predictable, he is not your authority
Are you organizing your own separate battle quartet?
Only Cheney, don't be foolish, you knew
I have always maintained neutrality, but you are fooling everyone
You and Berserker - you didn’t just leave Hyde, betraying your father and the project
And I heard this story
Real talk, real talk in this bitch
You first secretly registered your rights to the project
And I heard this story from you and from PLC
You made excuses as best you could, but I asked you directly
If Hyde and PLC are true, exploiters of the weak, fascists
And you are innocent victims, slaves of the franchise
Why didn't you create a battle with a new name,
And stole from them and registered them as rats?
And do you know what he answered me? Honestly
"Eastern Roman Empire", remember?
Before 1703, you and I were sitting,
Smelt party, remember, remember
"The Eastern Roman Empire also did not
Change the name when it broke away from the Roman
Well, you and Deniska, a bad person - a radish
When we were hanging out, I kept my wallet very close
And thank you for the history course you selflessly taught me.
Only pathos and demagoguery will not help, alas, Denis
You ran away from the ship in a hurry and stole a leaky boat
He recruited a team of carlans, pushed cranberries to us for years
And you didn’t come to us to be friends, but purely to hate
Your handy Negro Stefan and pocket Jew Edik
You are forever in the shadow of Big Brother, you are a carbon copy even under alcohol
You are a restaurateur on minimal wages
You are not the Word, not Versus - you are a false branch, impostors
Taxation in circles - other people's laurels. Die, SlovoSPB!
You built a hiding place, you thought you would hide your story from them, but
Sorry, bro, I'll open the abscess
There is an alchemical formula - as above, so below
If rats have the Word, what do you expect from servants?
And in you, as if in a microcosm, the word is completely reflected
You have envious importunity, mixed with wounded pride.
What else remains for Purulent?
Always trolling, but always against being
Only, sir, when you troll, you don’t fight, you echo me
Just for fun, Zamay? No problem, continue
Keep messing with me, bro.
Chat about hype with Antihype
Do not hide the absence of the essence of the predicate
And I don't know why you have Jubilee
Exposed feigned indifference
I don’t know why Ernesto fought you,
Like you're an evil communist
You're just empty, absolutely empty -
Nothing at all, I feel sorry for her
I read about macaques, but you are also a primate
Primacy of form over content
Diss on diss, on release, on mixtape, on remix
You're so incontinent
That diarrhea without shit is just water
Instead of an ass, your two hemispheres
You're not bad, you're too fragile
Achilles - tortoise - heel
Absorbs quickly like a sponge
But I will squeeze you out - you are a rag
You are the budget version of Versus
You are a funny cosplay of me
We are waiting for the cutscene where Cheney drives to Bar 1702 in a Lexuse
It’s hard to forget me, it’s impossible to hurt me -
All your attempts are stupid
Miss Russia – Oksana Fedorova,
Sonya is here as a scary friend
I'm not a party maker, I'm a bodybag "er
I'm an anti-faker – original russian hater
Mother is Jewish, my dad is like Drake's dad
Bitch, I'm Ice Kid like Grime Kid you're fuckin begin.
Canning, motherfucking town, E-16, baby.
Slav, it's time for you to go to bed to collect stickers,
For the life of me, you won’t understand how to make tracks with a kick
After all, you only know how to battle and write remakes.
And I, a universal soldier, will not be sold out in the club,
You are still “ugh”, you are wiping my drool from my forehead
Fool, there really is a family here, Obik and Drago are friends,
We are the three musketeers from Remarque's novel with Dumas
How about you - “poof, poof”, in your face from an RPG.
Your vaunted legion - drywall and chipboard,
You're just idiots with teenage angst.
Versus is something that SlovoSPB will never be able to do.
That's all, a story with a chronicle.
And now he will read the epilogue for me
My dead homey - a.k.a Nikolay Gumilyov.
Here's about you: When above the new world
God bowed his face, then the sun was stopped with a word,
In a word, they destroyed cities.
And the eagle did not flap its wings, the stars huddled in horror to the moon
When, like a pink flame, the word flew overhead
But you forgot what is shining,
Only a word among earthly anxieties
And in the Gospel of John it said
What, the word is God.
You set a limit for him, the boring limits of nature,
And like bees, he deserted the hive
Dead words smell bad.
Versus!
Round 3. Text Oxxxymiron VS Purulent (Glory to the CPSU)
Have you noticed that the third rounds are tough?! All MCs bring intrigue there.
But I'm a nerd and will sacrifice the round. To hell with him!
I just want to talk about books. You can sleep for now.
There is a great book - “The Hero with a Thousand Faces”.
I bet its sales will skyrocket, I read it in Kyiv this wild spring.
As in a binge, having gone into loneliness, my tongue abandoned me, there was a complete dead end, you don’t know what it is.
Everyone was wondering - is he drinking or preparing a release? I was just sitting on the balcony.
Are these average rhymes? So what? After all, there is truth behind them.
This book brought me back, I realized that I was still alive.
And she inspired Lucas to create “ Star Wars" E-e-e!
The point is simple, in all mythologies, all religions, how many can you find?
And at the heart of every story there is the same motive.
Someone hears a distant voice, he leaves the house alone.
He walks along the road from the city into a dark forest full of cobwebs.
On the way he meets monsters, and he fights them alone.
He is not a hero yet, he is afraid of everything, but he keeps going.
And in the end he comes to the lair, it will be difficult, but he will win.
And having killed the dragon, he will return home, but not to the same person who left.
He'll sleep a little, the market will be zero, and then he'll hit the road again.
And comics, TV series, cultures, posts are built on this,
Drug trips and dystopias, fairy tales, fables, sculptures and dreams.
And so much so that if you compare Egyptian myths and “Gangster Petersburg”
You will see the journey of one hero under the guise of these two.
The hero's path is to kill monsters, take treasures, build temples.
He is a hero not because he is a muscleman and a fighter, but because he cannot do otherwise.
I remember the first battles in Russia - there it was believed that an enemy was needed,
To make it out for sure, you need to surround it with kilometers of riser.
Then deconstruction began. All the enemies were diligently unscrewed.
But underneath all the kitchen psychology lies the collective unconscious.
And behind every, even everyday, manifestation of negativity of two separate people
An ancient motif is visible - a clash of archetypes. The heroes have not gone anywhere, the dragons have not gone anywhere.
Even if their battle is in the office between a stapler and a hole puncher.
And heroes and dragons are very similar, they are confused, but wait, there is a fundamental difference.
After all, only the dragon has no path, no idea, no ideology.
His role is to be an enemy. He sits quietly in his den. Breathes out fire with smoke.
Why doesn't Joker have his own movie?
Batman, CatWoman, Batman and Robin, but he has nothing.
Why isn't there a game where you're like a fungus and you jump on Super Mario?
And if there was, it would be a joke, millions would not play the game.
And do you understand what I'm getting at? My analysis here is quite simple.
Gnoyny, you are just another level, but not the final boss.
Because the hero is not ashamed to say - I am flawed, I am vulnerable.
And that’s why people see themselves in him, but they can’t see themselves in you.
You are a snake, you are afraid of me and yourself. Your only chance is to laugh it off.
You're a shifty bastard, you can't get caught, but this is your bug, not a feature, dude.
Because sarcasm is a shell, armor, scales. But where are you, comrade?
I read with my visor open, friends. And that's why you lose.
Maybe the card fell this way and the karma is a shitty one, but you only played the antagonist.
And this is the tragedy of Slava Mashny, Karelin, further down the list.
You are not an antihero, you are not a hero at all, you evoke zero empathy.
And the crowds, alas, will not follow you. You follow them on Instagram.
You have no way, you used mine, but you forgot that there was sincerity in mine.
Battle rap, black humor and grime. Where is Gnoyny behind the banter and anonymity?
But he simply doesn’t exist, because he disappeared somewhere. You copied everything, even this gesture of mine.
Mr. Postmodernist, you are a compost dermist. Your destiny is to be the MC for celebrations.
And maybe someone noticed that there is no swearing in my rounds.
How so? Gotham will ask me, you are the author of that very quote.
It’s very simple - I’m fighting a shell-shocked, wildly dull little dog.
And obscene language is the pearl of the Great Russian language. OK?
And let's say today, maybe you can even kill me.
I will continue to travel through stadiums, you will continue to troll me.
Caliphs for an hour, leaders for a moment, look, they are ready to boast and conquer Olympus.
What? My cake with candles is burning in the distance. I'm so old.
To me BlackStar means Talib Kwali and Mos Def
And someone's voice whispers to me - quit rap, leave your mark clean.
Before you degenerate like a bro step, but the backlight blinds a crowd of faces.
Squeals, tears, laundry. We are a boys band, and you are a critic from your mother’s couch.
Listen, Ivangay, as Stalin once said, “If you criticize, suggest!”
You'll make a fool, you'll bully - it doesn't matter. After all, for now you are in my rap coordinate system.
If you ever suggest an alternative syllable,
Because it’s a shame to live in someone else’s paradigm at 27 years old, then on your own path you will become a hero of the narrative.
In the meantime, you are just something that my ass gave birth to.
Slava, Slava, you are lively and affectionate, but pull my organ out of your throat.
You were just a rather long pear in my preparation for Dizaster.
Round!!!
Nowadays, when a game can be made literally on one’s knees and easily distributed, special games have appeared that are based on some kind of hype and scandalous theme. Would you like to play as a killer spinner? Or destroy Mario with a mushroom? Or do you want to get into the role of Gabe Newell? We will talk about such games in the article.
Tipa Greebok – “a game where you are like a mushroom and jump on Super Mario”
The recent rap battle between Oksimiron and Gnoyny became, perhaps, the main Russian media event of the entire summer. The video of the battle has already collected more than 20 million views and was covered by federal channels, as well as by politicians. Vitaly Milonov generally said about Oksimiron that he is worse than a homosexual.
The unknown game makers who created the browser game did not stand aside either. Tipa Greebok. You can play it on greebok.ru. The gameplay is very similar to the original Mario from Nintendo, only in Tipa Greebok you will play as a mushroom and your enemies will be Mario. And all this is accompanied by Gnoyny’s diss to Oksimiron - “Cool my ardor.” A similar idea is based on Oksimiron’s words at the battle:
Why isn't there a game where you're like a fungus and jump on Super Mario?
Oksimiron’s texts from battles have long been parsed into quotes. And now, based on his phrase, a whole game has appeared.
Diana: The Game - on the bottom
This winter, the most talked about person in Russia became Diana Shurygina, famous for her story of rape, which was talked about on the program "Let them talk". This story created such a resonance that Diana Shurygina became the most popular meme in those months. Social media Almost every second post was dedicated to Shurygina. And some figures decided to release the game Diana: The Game.
The game is a pixel walking simulator in which Diana had to go all the way from that very party to the program “Let Them Talk.” The project was first demonstrated on Steam Greenlight, which caused a lot of indignation among service users. And it looks like they didn’t miss the game after all. I simply couldn’t find it on Steam.
Green Elephant 2D – brother, I brought you some food
Story "Green Elephant" turned out to be quite unusual. In 1999, when the film was released, it did not become a big event, despite the fact that it was shown at many festivals, including foreign ones. It was understandable - in those years everything was distributed on disks and cassettes, and stores, including pirated ones, did not need some kind of cheap Russian trash.
But everything changed with the advent of the Internet. “The Green Elephant” hit the Internet, and then the film became popular, and the phrase “Brother, I brought you some food” became a meme. Moreover, over the years, the popularity of the “Green Elephant” only grew. And all this resulted in the announcement of a sequel to the film, where all the same actors participate. The development team called 4Fufelz, who released a game based on the film called Green Elephant 2D(“Green Elephant 2D”).
The game is a platformer in which you can play as the Traveler and Brother and complete levels. The game costs only 77 rubles, and a small number of players appreciated the humor, which is why the game has a this moment 97% positive feedback.
Spinz.io - spin faster and kill
This summer, the most popular accessory has become spinners - small objects that can spin for a long time. The excitement turned out to be so great that various types of spinners simply flooded Aliexpress. Gradually, these accessories began to be sold in Russian stores.
Of course, game makers couldn’t abandon this topic either, releasing a bunch of games. Browser-based has become one of the most popular Spinz.io- a simple game in which you need to collect balls with your spinner, increase points, and then hunt, or avoid becoming prey to other spinners. This is such a simple gameplay, but it could become exciting and attract many players.
Gabe Newell Simulator 2.0 – why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?
It's hard to argue with the fact that Gabe Newell– one of the most talked about people in the gaming industry. Naturally, Steam could not do without a game about the creator of Steam.
The game looks like a third-person shooter, where Gabe fights some monsters in a spacesuit, and in between all this he releases games on Steam. Now we understand why Half-life 3 does not exceed. Look how many other worries the great Gaben has.
As we see, games are born not only interesting ideas, but also, frankly speaking, hype. The gaming industry has reached the point where games are able to reflect our society more and more. Fortunately, this kind of thing doesn’t go beyond the level of fun and a small number of people play them, otherwise instead of Life is Strange would do Life is Shurygina: season 1.